Offering a commentary on the dangers of recreational drug use this, the fifth in the “Return of the Living Dead” franchise, details the struggles of the survivors from ROTLD4 to identify the contents of suspicous barrels located in an attic, then to contain a zombie outbreak caused by their friends efforts to transform Trioxin5 into pill form for consumption by unsuspecting college students. Help is offered in the form of two generic Eastern-block Interpol agents that are unfunny when trying to be comedic, and funny when being serious.

Topless waitresses on vacation encounter an ancient quasi-evil which interupts their bi-sexual merriment. Can four vacuous women discover the secret of the perverted immortal monks in time to prevent a pointless prophecy from being fulfilled or will they perish in an explosion of superfluous nudity and bad acting, shredded by a script that doesn’t care and an audience that left an hour ago.

A touching story of Love, Jujitsu, self discovery and the end of the world as we know it as experienced by two fire extinguisher plant employees suddenly thrust into a world overrun with the living dead. Can they rise to the challenge? Do they have what it takes to survive while demonstrating that Jujistu is the best fighting method?